1. 2 January, 2012
    18:18

    If your life was really a film it would run at 757,366,224 frames per year.

  2. 1 January, 2012
    08:50

    Ladies and gentlemen, let’s all wish @bloodyduck a happy new year!

  3. 31 December, 2011
    06:24

    Oh my, The Saturday Arts Club year in review special! http://t.co/QMFGnRkb full of reminiscy goodness.

  4. 29 December, 2011
    13:48

    From now on I want to be known as “the deer leader”.

  5. 28 December, 2011
    00:15

    Work: I’m gonna need you to come in on Sunday: http://t.co/4HsTXAAE

  6. 2 March, 2011
    13:27

    Zelda is 25 this year… celebrate with the epic awesomeness that is this: http://bit.ly/dOWomP

  7. 00:22

    Beijing, apparently. Great, that’s going to end well.

  8. 28 February, 2011
    20:51

    Charlie Sheen, legend and idiot… “there are parts of me that are Dennis Hopper”.

  9. 26 February, 2011
    11:11

    I have it on good authority that “pissing in the shower whilst brushing your teeth” is not a “true definition of multitasking”.

  10. 25 February, 2011
    23:26

    Reverse psychology #ff please unfollow @Charlottestuart for destroying all the kit-kats and @andydiggle for drinking all the whisky.

  11. 11:12

    #ff test: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice…

  12. 24 February, 2011
    22:41

    Dear Masterchef, you’ve changed and I’m leaving.

  13. 10:25

    Q. Favourite song of all time?
    Q. Favourite song of now?

  14. 23 February, 2011
    21:30

    Thanks folks for entertaining me and keeping me sane whilst I endured the megabus.

  15. 08:10

    Soho, you filthy, filthy, fun beast. You’ll ruin me.